Marketing departments and companies have come up with some surprisingly shocking adverts over the decades.
Using fancy words and “science” to pitch products to the unsuspecting public in the name of capitalism. There have been all manner of dodgy, racist, sexist and downright dangerous adverts over the last century.
We’ve collected some of the best for your amusement.
Scientific evidence can’t be wrong
Before medical research into the effects of smoking had properly gained ground and proved the links between smoking and cancer, adverts like this were rife.
In the 1950s and 60s, magazines boasted ads that purported the positive (or at least not negative) effects of smoking. The Chesterfield advert reads:
“A medical specialist is making regular bi-monthly examinations of a group of people from various walks of life. 45 percent of this group have smoked Chesterfield for an average of over two years. After ten months, the medial specialist reports that he observed no adverse effects on the nose, throat and sinuses of the group from smoking Chesterfield.”
Do more Doctors smoke now than all those years ago?
Vitamin doughnuts and drinks
If you can’t quite believe the hard sell that cigarettes are good for you, how about this marketing which suggests that both doughnuts and Ovaltine have healthy vitamins in them.
And that they’re great for pep and vigor?!
These adverts date back to the 1940s and speak to a simpler time before obesity became a serious problem. We wonder what happened.
Give your throat a holiday
This advert tried to suggest that all other cigarettes used “dry-as-dust tobaccos” while Camels were “mild”, “clean” and “cool”.
Perhaps the most sinister thing about this advert is the last line though:
“Join in, give your throat a holiday. Try Camels for just one day, then leave them - if you can.”
Before it was known what harm lead could do to the human body, it was marketed for all sorts of things including as a good idea for children’s paint and toys.
Later, lead poisoning from these sorts of things was found to lead to all manner of problems including brain damage, seizures and more.
Oddly,even the Romans were awarepotential health problems lead could cause, but modern marketing skated over it.
Women hit things
At first glance, this advert looks fairly inoffensive compared to the others on the list. It’s not selling cancer-inducing cigarettes, just a car. A car that a woman has apparently smashed up.
That’s right, in the good old days, Volkswagen was a lot more sexist.
“Women are soft and gentle” the advert reads, “…but they hit thing…If your wife hits something in a Volkswagen, it doesn’t hurt you very much.”
No need to worry, this marketing suggests, as a VW is cheap to repair so if your clumsy wife crashes into things it’ll be a breeze to repair.
Pep in the kitchen
How does a busy housewife manage to keep so perky and cute? Vitamins it seems. At least that’s what Kelloggs would have people believe anyway.
The company implied that women of the day thrived on cooking, cleaning, dusting and a daily dose of Kellogg’s Vitamins. A healthy dash of sexism probably kept things interesting too.
7up is good for your baby
This weird advert from years gone by seems to imply that 7up is a perfectly fine soft drink to give to your kids, even young babies.
The ad even suggests mixing up some 7uo with some milk to create a “wholesome combination” - Yikes.
One thing 7up did have going for it was the list of all the ingredients on the label, something that wouldn’t become the norm for years to come. But still.
Plastics for children
In modern society, you’ll find warnings on plastic carrier bags highlighting the suffocation dangers to children.
This advert from Du Pont Cellophane might well be the origins of this. Don’t wrap your children in Cellophane. It might keep things fresh, but it’s certainly not good for your nippers.
Sugar will curb your appetite
Most modern thinking is that refined sugar is bad and adds unnecessary calories and maybeunhealthy in other ways too.
But in the the “good” old days, adverts like this appeared to imply that sugary drinks and snacks were a good way to lose weight. A snack before lunch would stop you eating too much and help you curb your appetite.
More than likely just a way to sell more sugar. Or perhaps a ploy by dentists to get more customers?
Smoking - fun for all the family
There’s no denying that this Dad has some skills blowing some awesome smoke rings, but he’s probably not the best Dad. Smoking indoors with kids around is not a great look in today’s society.
But back in 1952, it wasn’t frowned upon. Companies were also making cigarettes appealing to a younger audience too, with flavourings including liquorice. Starting them early for long-term customer loyalty.
