Enjoyers of clearing dirt and grime probably thought they had seen it all with the Final Fantasy VII, Spongebob Squarepants and Back to the Future DLCs for PowerWash Simulator. Surely it couldn’t get any more ridiculous than cleaning up a time-traveling train engine or de-scuzzing the Merma-Lair, right? Well, yes and no.
The newest expansion launches today, taking fans all out to the furthest reaches of the galaxy in the Warhammer 40,000 Special Pack. Can one really callcleaning up the Emperor of Mankind’s blessed machines of conquest and crusadea ridiculous task, though? Perhaps only if they want to risk drawing the attention of the Imperial Inquisition.
In order to take on the tasks of the Warhammer 40,000 Special Pack, PowerWash players will be signing up withthe Adeptus Mechanicus,a technology-worshipping sub-sect within the Imperium of Man. Most depictions of this organization’s members show them delving into Necron tomb worlds or managing the forge worlds that eternally churn out great machines of war and death for the Imperium.
All tech priests have to start somewhere, however, and for some, that means carrying out cleansing protocols on those few vehicles that actually manage to make it back from the front lines for a time. One would think that mere dirt wouldn’t even register as a concern in a galaxy that’s perpetually at war, but a clean death machine is an efficient death machine, andevery little edge counts in these grimdark times.
A great many imperial war machines need a good cleansing.
PowerWash fans newly initiated into the Warhammer 40,000 Special Pack will have the honor of wielding the “MKII Aqua-Santica Arquebus” power washer as they carry out their tasks. These include clearing dirt, grime and xeno scum from some of the Imperium’s most iconic vehicles and implements, such as:
Again, one might be tempted to think of mere cleaning as the lowliest of tasks, and perhaps it is. For a menial of the Adeptus Mechanicus, however, it could very well be their first step on their path to becoming a tech priest one day. Who knows, perhaps such a devoted Menial could even rise to be a Fabricator General if they manage to live long enough and serve in a way that’s pleasing to the Omnissiah.
Fans who are ready to begin their journey of technological ascension can pick up the Warhammer 40,000 Special Pack for PowerWash Simulator today for $7.99 on PC, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S and Switch.
